Port Fiesta Park

This is like holidaying I’m a council estate. Full of chavs and people swearing at kids. Kids were running down the corridors at all hours of the night and the entertainment runs until 11 at night so no chance of night sleep.

Had a great weekend with a friend at this hotel in old town, less than ten minutes walk to the beach. Great value for money and room was modern and spotlessly clean. If you are looking for a very British feel hotel this is not the one for you but on the plus side there was always lots of sun loungers available regardless of what time you went to pool. The pool is shaded until after lunchtime but there is an indoor pool on the roof and a terrace with a handful of loungers there. We didn’t have a pool view room but it meant we got the morning sun on our balcony. We stayed on an all inclusive basis and never had to queue to get a drink, can’t really comment on the entertainment as we went into town at night time. The restaurant didn’t have a massive choice of food but everything we tried was lovely.

This hotel is exactly why I no longer do package holidays. Full of zombies prizing themselves off there sun beds to waddle down to stuff there already swelling faces n don’t know why I’ve thrown better food away. Then position themselves in the same seats they had all week to tap along to some very outdated crooner on a microphone. We were given a room overlooking the exercise yard. Not one of the decent rooms, old and outdated. Air conditioning unit sounded like a very tired hamster on a wheel, reception sent a engineer to fix it and he must of changed for a younger hamster as the noise just got quicker. Its amazing that a few hours earlier when your checking in and paying that all the reception staff spoke fairly good English then at the mere hint of a complaint it’s “I’m sorry my English very bad.” I know hotels like this appeal to a certain type but for the independent traveler stay away. Far far away. I know I will be.